A scheme?! [ Cue the dramatics as he gives a shocked gasp, hand held over his heart. ] I'm wounded. I would never!

[ ....Yeah, not even he can hold a straight face for long at that blatant falsehood.

Breaking into an impish grin, he leans in to drop a kiss on Basch's lips in greeting, before letting his gaze roam appreciatively over the man's still wet body. ]

Man, I clearly need to drop by unannounced more often, if this is what I get for my troubles.