Damn. [ He deadpans, his tone utterly dry. ] He's onto me.

[ But the mirth in his gaze is unmistakable as he leans in to steal a kiss. ]

Stay in your room and entertain, huh? Well, that sounds fun, too. But I think I'm the one supposed to be entertaining tonight. I'm sure they can figure out the right room. If you figure out what we should get, anyway. I'm not really familiar with what we could even send for. I'm pretty sure the staff just pretended the rooms below the main floor didn't actually exist.